My Enforcer Fantasy
Corey Bennett: hey
macexdeus: hey
Corey Bennett: some guy just offered me forty dollars for a bag of movies
Corey Bennett: too bad the money was counterfeit
macexdeus: ?
Corey Bennett: i walked into the music/video crap store on short vine
Corey Bennett: they offered me 17 dollars cash for a bag of movies that i don't want anymore
Corey Bennett: on the way, some guy said "i'll give you forty dollars for that bag of movies" after briefly scanning the contents mentioning a few names that he liked
Corey Bennett: so he follows me to the store
Corey Bennett: after I agreed to compare his deal to theirs
Corey Bennett: moments later, after they offer me 17 dollars, i turn to him and say "forty dollars huh?"
Corey Bennett: he nods, and pulls out a small wad of bills: ones, fives, tens, and a twenty or two
Corey Bennett: i look down at the twenty, and i can see that the printer used to make the money wasn't quality, neither was the paper. the bill was worth nothing, as good as play money would be.
Corey Bennett: i kindly said, with a bite of bomb pop in my mouth, "uhh krp ut"
Corey Bennett: he said "what?"
Corey Bennett: i swallowed and said "i'll think i'll just keep them"
Corey Bennett: i turned and walked away, after glancing at the two large men behind him, both waiting for the deceitful transaction to come to a close
Corey Bennett: i refuse to duped like that, on the way home, i thought "how could would it have been for me to flip open my jacket revealing my gleaming federal badge, saying "let me have another look at those bills"
Corey Bennett: how cool**
Corey Bennett: i never want to be a cop. but an enforcer for the treasury against counterfeiting, that would be okay in my book
May 21st